BEFORE I DECAY & Paranoia God's Random RP Thread!~

Me: *Sluggishly walks into the kitchen, rubbing her eye with her right hand* "Was that real..? Am I still dreaming?" *Shakes her head and slaps herself* "SNAP OUT OF IT! IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!"   *Walks to the fridge and opens the door, getting out a can of dr. pepper and a brownie piece, then walks over to the table, taking her seat and begins to nibble on the brownie* "O-Oh, good morning Imouto-san.."    *Puts her hands on her cheeks, feeling the fabric of her sweater*

Me: "Good morning, Nee-san!~~" *Smiles brightly at her and waves.*  "I keep thinking about that talk we had last night. It was so niiiice~"  *Starts to drum on the table lightly.* "Who's going to make breakfast? I'm so hungry!"   *Her hair is styled like this.*

Me: "Oh my god, Imouto-san!!♡♡ you're too adorable~!♡♡♡♡" *Jumps out of her chair and rushes over to her, hugging her tenderly as soon as she makes it over to her* "W-What do you think of my hair~?" *Has her hair styled like this* "As for breakfast.. hmm.. I could make something!" *Walks back over to the fridge and opens it, examining the contents inside* "I could make some raspberry coconut granola panckes~"

Me: "Aww! Not as adorable as you though~" *Hugs her back, touching her 'cat ears'.* "So cute~"  "Sure! That sounds like it'll be yummy~" *Smiles at her.* "I'm just gonna sit over here on my phone and play games until it's done and ready to eat."  *Gets her phone out and starts up a game.*
Misa: *Comes into the kitchen and sits down at the table.* "Light-kun is so cute!"
Me: 'Is that the new person's chair? What the...' "Good morning!" *Smiles at Misa then looks back down at her game.*
Misa: "Good morning!" *Smiles at Baylee.*   

Me: "Alright then~" *Glances back at Misa* 'S-She's so adorable!' "W-Who's Light-kun?"    *Gets out the ingredients to make the pancakes and walks over to the stove to begin preparing them*
Juvia: *Walks into the kitchen* "Gooood morning!♡ Juvia wants to know where Gray-sama is.."
Me: "A-Ah.. who's Gray-sama?"   
Juvia: *Notices that a woman is asking about Gray* "W-WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT GRAY-SAMA?!"   
Me: "Because you wanted to know where he is.."

Me: *Is playing her game; not even paying attention to what's going on around her.*  
Misa: "This," *Gets her cellphone out and brings up a photo she took of Light; showing it to Taylor.* "is Light-kun!"   
Natsu: *Comes into the kitchen, clearly upset about something.* "I still can't believe that happened... Tch!" *Walks over to the fridge and kicks it out of anger.* "HOW COULD THEY FORGET ME!?"  

Me: "Ohh, so that's Light-kun!" *Smiles at Misa* "You have good taste."   
Juvia: "Juvia knows you're interested in Gray-sama! and you better watch your back, because Juvia is watching YOU now!" *Turns around and walks out of the room to go find Gray*
Me: "Okay.."   *Shrugs and turns back to the pancakes and continues to prepare them*
"What the?" *Looks over at Natsu and watches him kick the fridge* "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE PRECIOUS REFRIGERATOR?!"  

Misa: "Yes! Misa loves Light-kun veeerrry very much~" *Giggles and stares at the photo for a bit longer before putting her phone back into her purse.* "Oh! Misa has a photo shoot she needs to get to soon... but Misa has no clue where she is... This place is strange! Misa just woke up here all of a sudden."  
Natsu: *Starts to scratch the back of his head and chuckle; embarrassed.* "Sorry lady-- OHH! It's you from before! You wouldn't believe me when I warned you about that creepy guy..."   "I-is that food!?" *Rushes over to the table and sits down; as if she's going to make him some.* "I'm starving! Could you make me some, lady?"   

Me: "You expect me to make you something to eat after you so rudely spoke to me like that?! you're out of your mind, crazy guy!" *Goes back to making the food, this time in an angry manner*

[Time skip: a few hours later]

[In the dining room]
Me: *Setting up a game of Clue on one end of the table. She's sitting in the chair on the end.*
Sun Ce: *Sitting at the table; waiting to play Clue.*   
Yui: *Sitting in the chair across from Sun Ce; also waiting to play Clue.* "I hope this game isn't too difficult."  
Kimahri: *Sitting at the other end of the table; waiting to play a game of Monopoly.*   
Yukimura: *Also waiting to play Monopoly.* "This game looks so.. interesting."   
Dong Zhuo: "I am bound to be the richest man in this game! Gwahaha!!"
Ulquiorra: "Would you stop that cackling, you imbecile?" *Waiting for the Monopoly game to start.*
Dong Zhuo: "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?--" *Turns his attention towards Ulquiorra then gives up yelling at him after he realizes the man looks strong.* "Oh never mind~" *Notices Taylor at the other end of the table.*  

Me: *Waiting for Baylee to finish setting up the game* "Uaaa~ I feel so cute!" *Playing with her 'cat ears'*
Ryuuken: *Sitting in the chair next to Taylor, smoking a cigarette; also waiting to play clue* "I must say, those look.. good.. on you." *Tries his best not to laugh at her*
Magoichi: "Is this going to be hard..?" *Waiting to play clue. Looks up at Taylor's hair* "I think it looks great, baby!"   
Dakki: "Someone set the game up!!" *Sitting on the other side of the table, waiting to play monopoly*   
Gan Ning: "Yeah, you're taking too long!"   
Kai: "I'm going as fast as I can.."   
Kyoko: *Nibbling on a piece of chocolate pocky, waiting to play monopoly* "Would you two stop bitching? he said he's working on it!"  

Me: *Is still setting the game up.* "Okay, just a little more.. There!"  "Now let's play~" *Sits down in her chair and picks up the purple Plum card and game piece. Sets the card down on the table in front of her then places the game piece on the purple space on the board.* "Now I need to write down my clues.." *Starts to write her three clues on the clue sheet.* "Nee-san, you're so cute with that hairstyle!♡"  *Glances at Ryuuken then begins to glare at him a bit.* "How do you not enjoy playing video games... I"m gonna make you try them someday. You'll see...."  
Dong Zhuo: *Still staring at Taylor.*  "Someday, my dear, you will realize your love for me burns strong..."
Himiko: *Standing behind Dakki's chair.* "Hurry up you slooow poooke! You're making Dakki-chan upset!" *Glares at Kai.*  
Yui: "Uuuuu.... Which character do I waaaannt??" *Purses her lips and carefully looks at the game pieces and cards; taking as much time as possible to choose one.*
Sun Ce: "I'm gonna choose the red one since it's Wu's color!" *Picks up the red Scarlet game piece and card, placing the card on the table in front of him and the piece on the red start space board.*
Daqiao: *Softly chuckles at Sun Ce.* "Nice choice, my lord!" *Smiles at him.*  
Sun Ce: *Chuckles.* "Haha! Thanks, Da!" *Smiles brightly at her as he writes down the clues on his clue sheet.*

Ryuuken: *Notices that Baylee is staring at him, and cocks his head to the side* "Is something wrong, dear? If it's because I'm smoking, I can stop if you like.."   *Picks up the White card and piece, setting the piece on the board as he awaits her reply*
Me: *Reaches out and gets the blue Peacock card and matching piece, setting the piece on the board in it's rightful place, just about knocking it over once she notices Dong Zhuo staring at her like a creep* "W-W-What are you doing in here?!"   
Magoichi: "Are we supposed to pick cards or something..? if so, I want this cool green one!" *Quickly snatches the green card and holds it against his chest defensively*
Kai: *Sighs and tries to quicken his pace with dealing out all the money, messing up a few times in the process*   
Dakki: *Laughs at Kai as he makes multiple mistakes* "You're not only slow, but you're also an idiot!"
Ciel: *Sitting at the table waiting for his tea* "Why are there always people in here..?!"   

Me: 'Wow he's actually a pretty decent man...' "U-Ummm.. No, Rubin, it's alright. You're not bothering me." *Smiles at him.*   'I don't get why Uryu and his father don't get along.'  'This guy is really nice!'
Dong Zhuo: "I'm playing this game, my sweet! I thought I'd try it out since it involves money."     "You want to come sit in my lap?"  
Sebastian: *Comes in with Ciel's tea; swiftly serving it to him.*
Me: "Hey Nee-san, did you ever tell Sebastian the thing you wanted to tell him?"  
Yui: "I guess I'm playing as the yellow guy... Uuuu..."   *Picks up the yellow piece and matching card then sets the card in front of her and the piece where it goes on the board.*

Ryuuken: *Stares at her silently for a few seconds, glancing behind to see if she's talking to someone else; quickly coming to the realization that she just called him Rubin* "Umm.. My name is not Rubin, it's Ryuuken."   
Me: "SHOVE A STICK UP YOUR ASS, DOUG!"    "I'd rather sit in the fiery pits of hell than sit on your fat ass lap!"   *Notices Sebastian walking in, and quickly turns away from him* "Uhh.. yeah.. I wanted to s-speak with him.."  

Me: "Oh..." *Starts to blush uncontrollably; clearly embarrassed because she's been calling him Rubin this whole time.* "I was wondering why Uryu was confused when I mentioned Rubin." "I'm so stupid!" *Starts to bang her head on the table.*
Yui: "Is that girl okay!?"   *Staring at Baylee; worried about her head.*
Sun Ce: "Hey, hey, HEY! Don't beat yourself up! What are you doing?"   "You're going to hurt your head."
Dong Zhuo: *Hears what Taylor is yelling at him from across the table completely wrong.*    "Oh... She's stuck on her ass over there."   "Probably those people playing the game with her won't let her leave for even a minute. Ugh! Some people." *Sighs.* "Someday my sweet... Someday..... I promise."

Ryuuken: "Hey, hey, hey!" *Quickly jumps out of his seat and rushes over to Baylee, putting his hands on her shoulders, pulling her back from the table* "Don't hurt yourself just because you got my name wrong! It's okay.. really."   
Me: *Sighs and gets up out of her seat* "I'll be right back.." *Walks over to Sebastian* "Can we ta-"
Ciel: "He has nothing to say to you, so go back to your little game."
Me: "WHY DON'T YOU LET HIM DECIDE!"   
Ciel: *Shakes his head back and forth* "Because he is supposed to do as I say, and I say that he has nothing to say to you."
Me:   

Me: "O-O-Okay.. Sorry." *Sniff. A single tear escapes her eye and starts to slide down her cheek.*   
Sebastian: *Staring at Taylor.* "Bocchan, can't we just speak to each other for a moment?"

Ryuuken: "I'm sorry for causing you trouble.. I could leave, if you wish. I don't want to be bothersome." *Patiently awaiting her reply*
Me: *Stares at Ciel with hopeful eyes* "Pwease~?"
Ciel: "Absolutely not. And do us all a favor and just stop wearing your hair like that. It makes you look childish." *Picks up his cup of tea and takes a long sip*
Me: "Childish? I'll show you childish!"   *Puts her hand underneath his cup as he's taking a sip and smacks it up into his face, spilling the hot liquid all over him* "Now do us all a favor and just mind your own business!" *Grabs Sebastian's hand and begins to march off into the living room*
Ciel: "H-Hey! You can't just walk away from me! SEBASTIAN!!"   

Me: "NO. Don't.. leave!"   "Stay! Just stay. I'm fine really~" *Smiles at him.*  "So how come Uryu doesn't talk fondly of you?"   

[In the living room]
Sebastian: *Getting dragged into the room by Taylor.* "..."

Ryuuken: "That's a long story that I think we should really discuss in private, dear." *Smiles at her faintly then walks back over to his seat*   

[In the living room]
Me: *Stops and lets go of his hand, turning around to face him* "I need to know if you still feel the same about me or not.."   

Me: "Oh, okay."  

[In the living room]
Sebastian: "Why, of course I do. Why do you think I did all of those foolish things to try and get you back?"

Ryuuken: "I suppose we can't start without her.." *Sighs* "What am I supposed to do with this paper?"   
Magoichi: "We're supposed to have a paper?"    *Still holding the card to his chest defensively*

[In the living room]
Me: "Uhh, yeah.. I guess that makes sense." *Awkwardly laughs and looks off to the side* "Well.. I-I was thinking about.. forgiving you for what you did to Aoi.." 'OH MY GOD!! I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THAT KISS!' *Doesn't realize that she's flailing her arms around beside her*  

Yui: "P-paper? I didn't get a paper. I thought the point of the game was to pick the best room first, which is obviously the kitchen cause that's where all the food is!"   
Me: "You guys are all CLUEless!" *Chuckles.* "I suppose I could use this time to explain the game to everyone since she might be a while." *Starts to explain the game.*
Sun Ce: *Dying of laughter from her joke.*
Daqiao: *Starts to giggle at Sun Ce's outburst of laughter.*  

[In the living room]
Sebastian: "Oh? So am I forgiven?" *Stares at her, smiling softly.* "Why are you flailing your arms around in that manner, Ojou-sama?"

Me: *Shakes her head back and forth roughly, trying to clear her thoughts* "I-I was just excited to be back to-together with you again! OH. MY. GOD!" *Puts her hands on his shoulders*  "D-Did a strange man with red hair come bother you?!" *Tightens her grip on his shoulders* "PLEASE TELL ME!!"   
Snow: "Excuse me, but I'm trying to watch a movie here!"