BEFORE I DECAY & Paranoia God's Random RP Thread!~

Me: *Notices all the women flocking around him* "Oh my.. umm, hello! Y-Yeah, I'm alright.."   

Lau: "Good, good!" *Starts to walk off with all the women.*
Me: *Comes upstairs.* "Whaaat haappeened to my neee-saaaaan?~~" *Sees Taylor standing there.* "There you are!"  *Rushes over to her.*

Me: "Nothing.. I told you I was going to check my room! Do you even listen to me?"   

Me: "Oh yeah................... I'M SO SORRY!!"   "I forgot!"   "I couldn't stay in the kitchen anymore because that girl was munching on leek really loud, then when I went out I saw Snow exercising and Uryu watching." *Cringes at that thought.* "So I just started running like crazy and by the time I made it up all those stairs I was tired out and I forgot where you went so I asked 'what happened to my nee-san' and now I'm so sorry.."  

Me: "Oh.. I see~" *Giggles* "How come you didn't do anything about Uryu?"  

Me: "I don't know. I kinda just ran out of the room like a maniac."   "Maybe I should go do something about that now... Buuuuuut I want to spend some quality time with my sweet nee-san!"  "What does my sweet nee-san want to do? Unless you'd like me to pick something?"

Me: "You can pick this time~ I'll just have my chance next time!" *Chuckles maniacally*

Me: "Hmmmm...." *Stands there pondering what they could do for a long moment.* "We could play a game. I-if you want!"   

Me: "Nah.. I'm gonna go tell Snow to exercise in his own damn room!"   *Walks down the hallway and heads downstairs* "Hey, Sno-" *Gets distracted by the stranger standing in the corner of the room with his arms crossed* "Uhh.. Who are you?" o_o
Grimmjow: "The name is Grimmjow!" *Walks over to her with a menacing smile on his face*
Me: "Uhh, I NEED FRESH AIR!" *Opens the door and runs outside, leaving it open behind her*
Grimmjow: "..."  *Shrugs and walks off to find Ichigo* 

Ulquiorra: *Walking over to Taylor.* "Woman... What is this place?" *Stares at her with a blank expression; awaiting her reply.*

Me: *Screams and runs in the opposite direction, running into the garden* 'Why are there so many people bothering me today?!'   

Me: "Whoa!" *Falls on top of them then begins to cry like a baby* "I-I'm s-s-s-sorry!!"   

Dong Zhuo: "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE-- My sweet Taylor! You can ram into me all you like~"   *Winks.*

Me: "OH MY GOD!!" *Jumps off of him* "That's disgusting, pervert!" *Starts kicking him in his ribs as hard as she can* "This is a horrible day, and you're just making it worse!!"   

Dong Zhuo: "Agh! I like-- INGG! WHEN YOU GET-- UNF! FEISTY!!"    *Starts to whimper.*

Me: "I didn't think you could get any more disgusting, yet here you are proving me wrong!"   *Stomps on his face really hard then begins to walk away* 'What else could go wrong today?'

Dong Zhuo: "TAYLOR!! I still... love you!"
Guan Yu: *Standing outside, stroking his beard. Glances at Taylor.*   "It's you..."

Me: *Looks over at Guan Yu and sees him stroking his beard* "Ohh.. hey there."   

Guan Yu: "Greetings." *Stares at her awkwardly.*
Yachiru: *Running towards Taylor.* "Melllllloooonnnnsss~~~"   *Jumps up towards Taylor with her arms extended out.*

Me: *Catches Yachiru and spins her around* "Chiru-chaaaan~ It's so nice to see a friendly face!"   

Yachiru: *Nods and hugs her tightly.* "Nn!"   "All I've seen today is stupid Pachinko Head!"  

Me: "Pikachu?"    "you saw a pikachu?!"   

Yachiru: "Nooo! I saw Shiny!"  

Me: "Uhh.. is that a Squirtle or something?" *Stares at her with a confused expression*